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Not mine, but on ebay. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! You all know this is what you need for a workhorse. K-roll, THIS IS THE WINTER BEATER YOU NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
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This is one of those vehicles i would actually want the 4.3L v6 in, with just a little bit of tune. And maybe a 2 inch lift, AT/MT tires, a radio, and a shell on. Would make a killer beater truck.
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BUT I CANT DRIVE A TRUCK! :_(
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Unbearable levels of want.
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why not
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Why not?!?!?!?!?!
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Nah, I'd want the V8 for the extra towing and sound. Plus it's just fun to say......small block V8 *mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*......It's just such a nice phrase that rolls off the tongue well.
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HHHNNNNNNNGGGG THE SHIFTER IS LONGER THAN THE DOUBLE ENDED DONG DILDO I PLEASURE MYSELF WITH WHILE LISTENING TO DWIGHT YOAKAM ON CASSETTE TAPE. SIIIIIDEEE BBBBBBBB
![]() 07/24/2014 at 12:53 |
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If I had a third spot for a car, I'd be all over this myself. It needs a good home. I have decided to try and find one. Will you step up? Will you adopt this slice of apple pie made of steel? Will you save this grand slame in the 9th inning from the harsh illinois winter? Will you buy this truck.......for America?
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It would treat you way better than the fox body you keep saying you want.
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At first I thought you said "Bong dildo" and it still made sense. Now I wonder if such a product exists but I don't want to google it.
![]() 07/24/2014 at 12:56 |
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Everyone back off, it's mine.
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I JUST CAN'T :(
1. Too big(I hate big cars); I'm not even comfortable or confident driving a van!
2. Too high(I hate sitting tall in vehicles, for the same reasons above)
3. I don't feel confident driving a truck.
4. I have no space at my house for a truck in the driveway
5. I have no use for a truck and it's bed.
It would just be all around BAD for me to be in a truck.
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I JUST CAN'T :(
1. Too big(I hate big cars); I'm not even comfortable or confident driving a van!
2. Too high(I hate sitting tall in vehicles, for the same reasons above)
3. I don't feel confident driving a truck.
4. I have no space at my house for a truck in the driveway
5. I have no use for a truck and it's bed.
It would just be all around BAD for me to be in a truck.
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I had a 2002 Silverado in all black, tinted out, and with straight pipes my old job gave me to use as my work truck. I miss that thing. VAGUEST SHIFTER EVER.
![]() 07/24/2014 at 12:58 |
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Your reasons aren't very good.
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You want to own an old porsche? You're going to want a parts hauler. You want to live in a snow state? You'll enjoy the extra ground clearance and 4x4 when you yank your friends out of snow banks and ditches for 20$ a piece. You want to have a race car? You'll need a tow truck. When shit hits the fan in your life? This car is FAR more likely to still keep running than any other vehicle you've looked at. This thing will do half a million miles easy.
Give trucks a try. You might come to grow fond of them. Or at least understand how good they are as tools and use them to further your porsche ambitions.
![]() 07/24/2014 at 13:07 |
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I still stand by them.
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It's like a roller coaster. I just cannot into as much as I try, and I did once. Will never speak of it again.
![]() 07/24/2014 at 13:08 |
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Steno will explode
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You should listen to that other guy. He has sauce.
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What kinda sauce?
![]() 07/24/2014 at 13:21 |
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Some kind of Taco Bell sauce. He told the story once.
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It's ok, I'll google it for you.
Yes. Yes it is a thing. (NSFW PICTURE).
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I see.
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Shit, I'm throwing money at the screen and nothing's happening.
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It's like a time machine to Clinton's America.
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why.....why would you.......who would.....how do..........I'm done for the day.
![]() 07/24/2014 at 14:12 |
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Apparently there's different ones, too, in case you don't want clear glass.
![]() 07/24/2014 at 14:22 |
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I kind of want this...and it's local.
Hmm...
![]() 07/24/2014 at 18:46 |
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Shame it doesn't have Vortec heads.
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I heard they'll tow 944s. So would one of those Subarus.